Following current California Insurance Commissioner John Garamendi as he bareknuckled his way to the Democratic nomination for Lieutenant Governor proved so aggravating that Decs&Excs suspended posting for a month after the June primary election. Now, with the November general election little more than three months away, the time has come to begin covering an even more draining topic: the race to become Garamendi's successor.
Let's begin today with a simple Internet-based experiment.
The major party candidates for Insurance Commissioner are Republican entrepreneur Steve Poizner and the current Democratic Lieutenant Governor, Cruz Bustamante. If we search each man's name through Google, what do we find about these candidates as candidates? (All results below are as of late July, 2006. Given the fluid nature of Google, those results are likely to vary in future.)
At the top of the results page for a Google search for Steve Poizner, we find what we would expect to find: two links, one "sponsored" and one free range, to Poizner's official campaign website, JoinSteve.com. The version of the site that exists as of this writing is actually less informative than the site the campaign maintained while Poizner was running, essentially unopposed, for the Republican nomination. As of today, there is no substantive information at the site, only an opportunity to sign up for e-mail updates -- be warned, Mr. Poizner, I am on your list now -- and a page for making contributions to the campaign. Otherwise, the site is under construction and the campaign asks that we "check back soon."
Moving to the next stage in our experiment, what do we find if we run a Google search for Cruz Bustamante?
The first result, perhaps not surprisingly, is a link to the State of California's official site for the Office of the Lt. Governor. In contrast to the approach of Commissioner Garamendi, who has not hesitated to posture himself for his run for Lieutenant Governor in official press releases from the Department of Insurance, there is no evidence on the Lieutenant Governor's website that Bustamante is running for any other office. In fact, the site as a whole is a bare-bones effort, perhaps reflecting the conventional wisdom that the post of Lieutenant Governor of California is good for little more than setting its occupant up to run for some other, more interesting office.
To return to Google: search though you might, through several pages of results, you will not find a link to a site for Cruz Bustamante's campaign for Insurance Commissioner. (In a nice touch, however, it appears that the Poizner campaign has made the necessary arrangements to have its own sponsored link appear in the right hand column of the Bustamante results page.)
How are potential Bustamante supporters to find their way to their candidate online? Perhaps the site of the California Democratic Party can help. The party's "Election 2006" page does include a list of the Democratic candidates for statewide office, each with a hyperlink to the candidate's site. Here one can find links to Democratic campaigns for Governor (Phil Angelides), for Attorney General (the return of Jerry Brown!) and, of course, for Lieutenant Governor (He Who Need Not Be Named).
And where are we led if we click the name of Cruz Bustamante? Click it yourself and see:
Not an election campaign website at all, "Start with Cruz" chronicles the candidate's personal campaign . . . to lose weight.
Just prior to the June primary, Los Angeles Times columnist Steve Lopez provided a blow by blow account of his shameless ambushing of candidate Bustamante:
Cruz Bustamante was in town last week, making a quick pass as election day drew closer. If you've lost track of the musical chairs in Sacramento, he's the portly, termed-out lieutenant governor who's hoping to become state insurance commissioner.
His major selling point is a campaign promise to lose 50 pounds, and the devil in me invited him to lunch at Barragan's Mexican Restaurant & Cantina in Echo Park. Yes, that's a bit like inviting a recovering drinker to a beer festival, but I wanted to see what Bustamante is made of.
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I told him I had seen him on television talking about weight loss, and I just wondered how the diet was coming. He began the year having porked up to 278 pounds, but in his defense, the job of lieutenant governor isn't much of a workout. The biggest tasks on any given day are to go to lunch and then try to stay awake the rest of the day.
At his last weigh-in two weeks earlier, he had gotten down to 235, putting him seven pounds short of his goal.
'I weighed 233 this morning at the hotel,' he said as I reached for the menu and began perusing the appetizers. Probably down to 232 by now, he bragged.
I nodded agreeably.
And then, the trap is sprung as Lopez reaches into his bag and produces . . . .
Actually, you should read that part for yourself. [Reg. req'd].
All of this frolicsome banter is really just the first tentative sounding of what is likely to be Decs&Excs' recurrent theme as the campaign proceeds: Neither of the major parties' candidates for Insurance Commissioner is particularly qualified for the job.
Neither candidate has any personal or professional background relating to insurance, whether as friend to or foe of the industry they propose to regulate. Neither, I suspect, wants the post of Commissioner for its own sake: Bustamante is only seeking the position because (1) he is termed-out as Lieutenant Governor, (2) he has already been defeated once (in the Gray Davis recall election) by Governor Schwarzenegger, and (3) it was some other prominent Democrat's turn to run for every other statewide office. For his part Poizner -- last seen heading up the unsuccessful campaign for the legislative redistricting initiative in the Governor's disastrous Special Election of 2005 -- has to start somewhere in his quest for statewide office and the Commissioner's job was going to be open.
It is possible, of course, that one or both of these men will rise to the occasion at some point as Election Day approaches, addressing himself directly and intelligently to the complex practical and policy issues inherent in regulating the insurance industry. Until that day, however, skepticism will remain the prevailing attitude on this weblog and Decs&Excs' motto will be, to paraphrase Shelley,
"Look on these candidates, ye voters, and despair."